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Name: The GINGERNATOR 8D
Occupation: being UNEMPLOYED. ROFL.
Species: wolf+racoon+cat+voodoo doll= fursona
Level: 123456789
Next: After Pillow orders the pizzas D:<
HP: 450000
MP: 61000
Weapons:
Tablet pen(+30 Coolness, -70 Speed, 83 Damage. Ability to poke people's eyes out and makes me look really cool at oekakis) Angry Cat(+700 Speed, 10000 Damage) Hot Dog Shooter (+800 Strength, +2 Defense, +50 Pwnage,
+400 Speed, +2000 Humiliation, 600 Damage)
Inventory:
Beanie(+30 Defense, +1800000 Pwnage {makes me look super awesome in photos and keeps my ears warm})
Water Bottle(-10 Speed, Takes away use of one hand. +10 Strength)
Crap Bag (+10 more items in inventory, +100 Pwnage, -15 Speed. A messenger bag to hold all my crap.)
Various Art-Based Weapons (+2 Strength)
Equipment:
Layered tanktops and shirts (green +10 strength, red -10 Defense, blue +10 Speed, gray +10 Pwnage. Any combination of them makes one freaking awesome shirt.
Beat-up iPod (+80 Accuracy, -700 Hearing, +900 Clumsiness)
Flip Flops or Etnies (In flip flops: -6000000 Coordination, +6 Strength In Etnies: +6000 accuracy, +60 Coolness, +100 Speed)
Ponytail holders (+10000000000 Annoyingness)
Jeans (+100 Accuracy, +100 Speed)
Necklaces (+40 Agility)
Scanner: (+10 Artiness, +10 Defense, -100 Patience)
Magic:
Glowstick: (Transforms into an enormous glowstick and blinds the enemy. -50 MP, +70 Defense, +70 Attack, 700 Damage)
NUBZ PWNOR: (Pwning ray. Enough said. +1000000000 Pwnage, 1000 Damage, -600 MP)
Pyro: (Similar to Axel's Wall Of Flame attack thingy. +10 Fangirliness, +300 Pwnage, +40 Agility, -70 MP, 50 damage)
Happy Fun Time (Sends all members on the field to hell. +100000000 Pwnage, 50000 Damage, consumes all MP)
Summon:
The Nickbomb: (Summons younger brother, who restores MP and HP while playing video games)
Mommonator: (Sends everyone to time-out. -100000 Coolness)
Ginger: (Summons my cat out onto the field. Distracts with her cuteness.)
Webster: (My old 16 year old cat. Doesn't do much. +10 HP)
THE ULTIMATE MOVE: (Summons ~TehPillow, ~crossedstar, ~ghostcoyoteartiste, for one all pwning move. +1234567890123 PWNAGE, MAX HP, +100000000 ART FUN, REMOVES ALL INTELLIGENCE REMAINING ON THE FIELD except for James who keeps us all slightly sane)
Skills:
Napoleon Dynamite (Can recite whole movie. +10 Nerdness, -10 HP)
Swimming (+10000000 Agility, especially doing the butterfly stroke)
Bag Stuffing (Can stuff more junk in a bag than anyone else. +200 Inventory Slots)
Weaknesses:
Bugs (-10000 Speed, -30 HP)
Math (-100000000 IQ)
A certain boy (-100 Attention, -10 Speed)
Super Moves:
Kick (Level 3. An extremely painful kick administered to several parts of the body. +10 Strength, 100 Damage)
PWNAGE BEANIE (Level 150000. The most awesome beanie ever created. 10000000000000000 Damage, +1000 all stats)
Scanner Anger: (Only used when the Scanner jams up. Ginger enters a form of ultimate anger on her scanner that she takes it out on anyone within a five-mile radius of her. 300000 Damage, -10 Defense)
Forms: (Multiple element and surrounding-based forms. Stat boosts and drops depend on form.
Water: +100 Agility and Speed, -50 Strength
Fire: +100 Speed ans Strength, -50 Defense
Air: +200 Speed and Agility, -50 Defense
Earth: +1000 Defense and Strength, -100 all other stats
etc. etc. Too many forms to post.
Gold: 10000
Current Teammates: ~crossedstar The James, ~TehPillow The Squid, ~ghostcoyoteartiste The Moree 8D
Yei. Maybe I'll put this on my devID.
HEY.
D:
YOU. YAH YOU. SITTING ON YOUR COUCH EATING YOUR BONBONS. GET BACK HERE. SCA MISSES YOU~ D;
-grabbyhands-
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Subject: read alone
Date: Mon, 09 Oct 2006 13:56:02 -0400
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>>The poem is very true, unfortunately.
>>Make sure you read
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>>CASE 1: Kelly Sedey had one wish,
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>>David Marsden, to propose to her.
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>>She accepted, but then had to leave
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>>It was this poem. She simply deleted it
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>>BIG MISTAKE! Later that evening,
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>>It was about DAVID! He had been in
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>>CASE 2: Take Katie Robinson She received this poem
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>>his secret love for 5 years. Cynthia came up
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>>Three days later, he proposed to her and they
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>>Cynthia and Richard are still married
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>>Around the corner I have a
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>>In this great city that has
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>>Yet the days go by and weeks rush
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>>For life is a swift and terrible
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>>He knows I like him just as
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>>"Tomorrow" I say! "I will call
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>>Just to show that I'm thinking of
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>>Around the corner, yet miles
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>>"Here's a telegram sir," "Tim died
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>>And that's what we get and deserve in the
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>>Around the corner, a vanished
>>friend.
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>>Remember to always say what you
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>>If you love someone, tell
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>>Don't be afraid to express
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>>Reach out
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>>Because when you decide that it is the right time it
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>>Seize the day. Never have
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>>And most importantly, stay close to your friends
>>and family, for they have helped
>>make you the person that you are
>>today.
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>>You must send this on in 3 hours
>>after reading the
>>letter
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>>to 10 other people. With the title "read alone".
>>If you do this, you will receive unbelievably good luck in love.
>>The person that you are most attracted to will soon return to you.
>>If you do not, bad luck will rear its ugly head
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>>THIS IS NOT A JOKE!!!
>>You have read the warnings, seen the cases,
>>and the consequences.
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>>You MUST send this on or face dreadfully bad luck.
>>*NOTE*
>>The more people that you send this to, the better. OTHER POEM WHEN
>>U >ALREADY START READING THIS DONT STOP OR ELSE > >>>>SUMTHIN
>>BAD
>> >WILL HAPPEN ..... MY
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>>NAME IS SUMMER... I AM 15 >YEARS OL D WITH > >BLONDE HAIR AND SCARY
>> > > >EYES. I HAVE NO NOSE OR >EARS. I AM DEAD. IF U DO NOT SEND
>>THIS TO > > >15PPL IN > >THE NEXT 5 >MIN., I WILL APPEAR TONIGHT BY
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>> >YOUR
BED WITH A KNIFE AND KILL > > >YOU. THIS IS NO JOKE
>>SOMETHING GOOD >WILL HAPPEN TO U TONIGHT AT
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>> > > > >10:22. > >SOMEONE WILL CALL >U OR TALK TO U ONLINE AND SAY
>>I LOVE U.
>>DON'T > >BREAK THIS > >
>>ON
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;~;
dude
u leftz me
i missin u
cum bak
..
;~; plzcumbaaak.
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SHUT UP AND SAY SOMETHING, DAMNIT. :<
-screams-
Your.. like.. gone..
COOOOME BACK ;-;
MY HUBBYYY. CUM BAAAKKKK. DX
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SHUT UP AND SAY SOMETHING, DAMNIT. :<
WHERE ARE YOU?
I'M MISSING YOU <
COME BACK PLEASE.
OR I'LL CHEAT ON YOU WITH AXEL *w*
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SHUT UP AND SAY SOMETHING, DAMNIT. :<
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